Welcome

The crowd lingered among themselves, chittering and chattering to the point where a Sprite's ears could bleed out. Yet, here you were. Standing in front of a stand, waiting immensely for your new job. Standing still, you see two illuminating eyes shooting right at you, psychedelic and bright. 

"Sooo, you're here for the military right?", he put an arm on the stand's outside table, gradually coming into the light. A Kirin mix, who knows what his other half is. "I bet `cha won't survive out there, with those weak arse legs an' flappy arms."

You could feel his stare burn into you.

"How... impolite. Of me, `course, forgot the forms. But, ah whatever. You're in tell me ya name.", he writes it down, throwing it behind his back and a loud thud could be heard, "Welcome to the Amazon forces, we needed another doll to add to the collection."